2008年11月30日 星期日

少小離家老大回

小時曾入住保良局數載(原因是我那老媽不太懂照顧人...),離開後一直沒回去──小學至中學時車費太貴,打工後認識的人都走光了~

但早前收到某宿友的電郵,邀請我出席聯絡晚會。為什麼會找得著我?估計可能是因為我在某校友網輸入了自己的資料吧....
這個故事教訓大家,如果你們曾經有得罪誰的,千萬別用這東東。(小則被功德圓滿,大則...)

那段日子可說是無憂無慮,我享受了一個搗蛋的童年~別問我幹過甚麼,我只記得被罰的內容,不記得原因了──例如被罰走出樓梯睡半晚啦、走出門口站半日啦....也許體罰會更好image:sosad.gif...

不過,今天姑娘倒親口說我不算很頑皮,只是頑皮得有點陰濕(可以不要當著我面前這麼評論嗎XDDD)

還有,女人的認人能力真不是蓋的...
邀請我的那位幾位,還有右邊這位"家長"(照顧宿友的職員),都是廿年沒見的了,全部都可以一開口就喚出我全名...也許如薯麥所言,我沒良心。image:Bomb.gif

這也罷了,她們問我還記得她們否。(我死於誠實)

2008年11月27日 星期四

張輝:義士楊佳,永垂不朽

北京人楊佳,性格內向(官方版本:性格孤僻),喜歡讀書,在上海街頭騎了個自行車遭到無故盤查,因為沒法證明自行車是自己的,就被疑似盜車賊,抓 進公安局毆打,致使睪丸受傷,成為一個受害者(官方版本:警察始終對楊佳禮敬有加)。隨後,多次去公安局討還公道,終難遂願,於是宣稱於世,這個事情不會 善罷甘休,又成為一個「刁民」。隨後,上海警方兩次派人赴京致歉,商討賠償「私了」,未果,義士楊佳終於忍無可忍,發動了一場個人對強權的戰爭,單人單 刀,奔滬襲警,殺六人,大快天下,又成為一個義士(官方版本:暴徒)。隨後,楊佳注定要被槍殺,他又會成為一個大眾心目中的烈士。

我家裏的傢俱、電器、包括身上穿的衣服,這些東西在購買的時候都沒索要發票,即便索要了,可能也沒保存好,即使保存好了,也沒隨身帶,那麼壞了,我不能證明這些東西是我自己的;那麼壞了,我可能成為犯罪嫌疑人;那麼壞了,我隨時都會被惡警攔截踢壞我的睪丸。

中國目前的司法狀況只是在一定程度上確定了「無罪推定」的原則,但是,這只是一定程度上。非只司法制度,這個社會制度本身,最缺少的就是「無罪推 定」,它往往對公民進行有罪推定。人民民主專政嘛!不找一批「敵人」,真會成為怪事。連制度也在為自己不斷尋找「敵人」,連高層也在尋找「異己力量」,那 麼一個普通警察就會上行下效,他要不找點「壞分子」來刺激自己,那也會成為怪事。

我這樣一說,就把楊佳往現行社會制度上扯,好了,又有人快來罵我了:真他媽能牽強附會。但是,楊佳是孤立的嗎?攔截楊佳的警察是孤立的嗎?不是。 我本人就被警察敲詐過一萬元現金,好在沒有受皮肉之苦,於是沒有動殺機。石家莊一個遭受監視的異議人士對我說:楊佳真好,他殺了警察以後,警察對我客氣多 了。

一個楊佳倒下去,千萬個楊佳會不會衝上去,這個問題值得思考;楊佳的戰爭失敗了,成了戰俘,千萬個楊佳會不會失敗,那時候誰將成為戰俘,這個問題也值得思考。楊佳告訴我們:漢人的血性可能還是有的;甕安人民告訴我們:真正的黑勢力在人民的怒火面前也是脆弱的。

改良是美妙的,但仇恨成為改良的動力,就不太美妙了。中國的就是這樣,往往用烈士的鮮血和腦漿形成波濤來推動改良,好殘酷的改良啊!孫志剛死了, 換來收容遣送制度的變革;楊佳死了,惡警估計也能短期收斂;甕安人民被鎮壓了,市委書記大接訪也開始了。我由不了不罵:你們他媽的,早幹嘛去了?

以往,為了別人的生命財產而自願犧牲生命的人被稱為烈士!今天,為了自己的生命財產而被迫放棄生命的人也應該被稱為烈士。向前一步是勇士,向前三步是烈士。向所有的勇士致敬,為所有的烈士默哀。沒有他們揹負「反革命」和「暴徒」的罪名,我們難得有今天。

楊 佳用一個人的起義推動了社會改良,甕安人民用集體的起義推動了社會改良,這樣沒完沒了,不知道還要多少鮮血才能洗滌這個社會。中國文人好詡為知識分子, 好,算你是知識份子,但你的血性呢?每人寫一篇質疑社會的文章,社會何至今日之荒唐?可惜,你們大多只會恭迎今上,只會詆譭一切質疑這個制度的人。

世界上有190多個民主國家,據說真正合格的有40多個,這個看法或許有道理,因為確實有一些「民主國家」搞得不怎麼樣。中國文人喜歡嘲笑一些國家民主了個一塌糊塗,豈不知自己的祖國不會民主,也並不擅長用獨裁治理社會,可謂獨裁了個一塌糊塗。

長歎一聲:哎………………。

2008年11月23日 星期日

冷漠的香港 ,請繼續掃地。

「想跳樓」男子無人理 墮樓命危
(明報)11月23日 星期日 05:05

  一名中年漢昨早突然走上大角嘴 一幢唐樓天台危坐,頂樓戶主赫見窗外有人雙腳懸空,恐對方為飛天蠄蟧呼喝查問,詎料對方直言「我想跳樓」,戶主疑事不關己未有理會,未幾即聞巨響,赫見該 名男子倒臥大廈天井奄奄一息,半昏迷送院搶救性命垂危。事主沒有身分證明文件,警方現正追查其身分及墮樓原因。

  墮樓男子年約30餘歲,警方相信並非上址住客,暫仍未知其身分。現場為大角嘴博文街18號一幢6層高唐樓。昨日早上7時許,事主走上大廈天台危坐壆邊,一名居於6樓戶主在單位內打掃期間,赫見窗外有人雙腳懸空,恐對方沿水渠爬入屋爆竊,遂大聲向其呼喝查問:「咩事呀?想偷野呀?」詎料,事主回應: 「我想跳樓。」戶主未有理會行開繼續執拾家居。

  未幾,男子即跳下倒臥一樓天井奄奄一息。消防接報到場將其抬回大廈走廊,由救護車急送院搶救,情况危殆。警方在現場未有檢獲任何遺書,初步相信案件無可疑,暫列有人從高處墮下案處理。


究竟香港人是冷漠,抑或是有愛心?
如果說是冷漠,哪為甚麼每次籌款都總是那麼多人支持?
如果是有愛心,哪為甚麼有人告訴你想自殺都置若罔聞?

我想,可能兩者都是。
以我的觀察,應該是怕麻煩、怕牽連自己。就好比有時候在馬路上明明看到有人因為車禍倒在路旁,卻沒有人願意伸出援手去幫忙,甚至願意去打通電話叫救護車。為什麼?因為怕麻煩,因為怕麻煩造成了這種冷漠的社會現象。

所以如果打個電話捐錢就沒問題,那一定不會惹上麻煩,
慈善機構不會向你抱怨:我籌款關卿底事,要你打電話過來三八啦?

而你帶個路,又哪曉得人家會不會是甚麼黨騙你甚麼?

不是說這種做法不對,只能怪這個社會有太多的負面案例,造成這種現象。


當然,也不能排除上文那位簷上君子本來其實真的是想偷東西,但給人家這一問,想不跳也不成,騎虎難下嘛

2008年11月21日 星期五

Gmail Theme

Gmail的「背景主題(Themes)」已經登場,而少數幸運的Gmail用戶已經可以在「設定」頁面中看到「背景主題」的標籤。....呃,聽說是這樣啦,不知道今天是不是所有用家都看得到呢?

透過設定不同的背景主題,讓你不必每天面對一成不變的Gmail界面;從現在起,每天登入Gmail後,別忘了到「設定」去看看,或許你已經就可以進行背景主題的設定囉!

還記得之前在Google Reader,可以用Konami 秘技(↑ ↑ ↓ ↓←→←→BA)召喚出來的忍者嗎?

點選下圖看看嶄新的Gmail背景主題的模樣吧



根據 Gmail 的官方說明文件,您可以用各種背景主題盡情個人化 Gmail 帳戶。 如要選取背景主題,請在 [設定] 頁面的 [背景主題] 中按一下縮圖。

有時候,您還可以依所在地區自訂畫面。 有些背景主題會隨著天色變化。Google 會依您提供的所在地區資訊,適當地根據當地的日出、日落時間和/或天氣顯示變化。 您選取了此類背景主題時,會看到 [國家/地區] 下拉式選單。 請選取國家/地區,並在顯示的欄位中輸入城市。 如果您未輸入或輸入了不正確的城市,Google 會將您的所在地點設為所選國家/地區的首都。 輸入城市後,請按一下 [儲存]。

這些背景主題大多是 Google 的自家製品,不過當中其中三個則是知名藝術家的作品,包括Matthew Ferreira 的「Phantasea Renewal」、Jim Honeycutt 的「サマー オーシャン」(Summer Ocean)、以及Vania Sofandi 的「サクラ」(櫻)。

2008年11月17日 星期一

Detroit Metal City 電影


  出演:松山ケンイチ、細田よしひこ、秋山竜二、松雪泰子、加藤ローサ、Gene Simmons

  故事中的主角 根岸崇一是個很喜歡純愛音樂的內向大學生,卻陰錯陽差的加入了他完全無法接受的死亡暴力重金屬搖滾樂團 D.M.C.。

  而原本內向害羞的根岸,一畫上舞台妝就會徹底變身,成為瘋狂的 D.M.C. 主唱「KrauserⅡ世」。從此之後,根岸便開始了雙性格的苦惱人生。他在路邊彈唱自己作的流行歌曲時乏人問津,但他的重金屬搖滾樂團卻有不少擁護者,甚至還戰 勝了美國來的死亡系重金屬搖滾帝王,取代他的地位。但這些都不是他所希望的,現實和夢想越來越遠…。

  電影取材漫畫第一集的劇情,幸好也只是我事前預習了第一集而已...(有少許劇情改了一點兒,不過也無傷大雅。) 不過即使沒看過,也可以令你笑死~
  而寫實化下角色的形象都比原版更為出色(主要是因為漫畫版畫的太醜...image:sosad.gif),而片中的重金屬音樂也比想像中易令人接受。

  唯一可惜的是 Jack Il Dark(Gene Simmons)戲份始終不多,沒法子,外國人嘛XD(說實在的,我倒是因為看了《飛黃騰達 名人版》才想看這片子),順帶一提,他的造型真的帥呆了。image:Agree1.gif
  看了電影後去了某樓上 Cafe,令人意外的是他們正在搞女僕祭,所以店中有一個女僕招呼大家。image:Chicken.gif坦白說,食物倒是相當難吃(所以沒有提店子名)。

  飯後即興地去玩大話骰,但由於沒有懲罰而玩得沒半點味兒,而那裡$30一罐的啤酒又未免太...,於是,我們請店子製作了左圖一系列囧汁(成份:水吧裡的所有液體)作為懲罰。

  味道也不是太難喝,只是效果發揮得比較晚...我回家就拉肚子了...image:Banghead.gif

2008年11月14日 星期五

(廣告)IVokia 2630 超薄黑白橫紋阿扁限量機



高格調黑白橫紋塗裝
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讓您有與阿扁同樣置身監牢的感受


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◎內建專線快撥服務-讓您方便與獄中阿扁通話
◎隨貨附贈
 1.兩片歪光金絲膏以免您通話過度造成二頭肌拉傷
 2.出庭裝死100招
 3.黃金紀念手銬一付(附贈鑰匙)
 4.自動撿肥皂機(獄中洗澡彎腰撿肥皂是非常危險的)
◎每一台都有阿扁獄中簽名喔

本IVokia 2630終極限量版非市售一般機型!請務必認明黑白塗裝,不要聽信不肖商人黑白講喔!

購買網站 (請看清售價勿亂下標,不信者手續費自付!)

2008年11月8日 星期六

索馬里13歲少女被輪姦後,被判用石頭打死

Somalian rape victim, 13, stoned to death


An Islamist rebel administration in Somalia has had a 13-year-old girl stoned to death for adultery after the child's father reported that she was raped by three men.
索馬里一伊斯蘭宗教法庭,在一名13歲女童被三個男人強暴、父親報警求助後,法庭以通姦罪為由,將女童判處死刑,把她用石頭打死。

Amnesty International said al-Shabab militia, which controls the southern city of Kismayo, arranged for 50 men to stone Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow in front of about 1,000 spectators. A lorry load of stones was brought to the stadium for the killing.
國際特赦組織指,控制Kismayo南部城市的「少年民兵」,安排了50人個男人,在一千名群眾面前用石頭砸死 Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow。他們運了一卡車用作處刑的石頭到運動場。

Amnesty said Duhulow struggled with her captors and had to be forcibly carried into the stadium.
國際特赦組織說,Duhulow一直掙扎並被強拉到運動場中。

"At one point during the stoning, Amnesty International has been told by numerous eyewitnesses that nurses were instructed to check whether Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow was still alive when buried in the ground. They removed her from the ground, declared that she was, and she was replaced in the hole where she had been buried for the stoning to continue," the human rights group said. It continued: "Inside the stadium, militia members opened fire when some of the witnesses to the killing attempted to save her life, and shot dead a boy who was a bystander."
「不少目擊者向國際特赦組織指出,在處刑時有幾位護士負責檢查當她被埋入土中時是否仍然生存。然後他們將她提出來宣判,之後頸部以下再被埋到地下後以待用石頭砸。」一人權組織說。「在運動場中,民兵成員曾向企圖拯救她的目擊者開火,一個男孩旁觀者頭部被擊中。」

Amnesty said Duhulow was originally reported by witnesses as being 23 years old, based on her appearance, but established from her father that she was a child. He told Amnesty that when they tried to report her rape to the militia, the child was accused of adultery and detained. None of the men accused was arrested.
特赦組織指,Duhulow最初因其外表而被證人指是23歲,但他父親確認她還只是小童。他告訴民兵她被強姦後,女童即被控以通姦罪及被拘留。沒有任何一名被指控的疑犯被捕。

"This was not justice, nor was it an execution," said Amnesty's Somalia campaigner, David Copeman. "This killing is yet another human rights abuse committed by the combatants to the conflict in Somalia, and again demonstrates the importance of international action to investigate and document such abuses, through an international commission of inquiry."
「這不是公義、也非處決。」國際特赦組織索馬里方面的David Copeman說:「這種殺戮只是另一起索馬里衝突中戰鬥人員濫用人權事件,這反映了國際通過調查委員會,調查及紀錄有關濫權的行動是何等重要。」

來源

2008年11月5日 星期三

Sarah Palin got punked




■假薩爾科齊 □佩林
[電話響起]
Palin staff member: This is Lexi.

Avenger: Hello Bexi

Palin staff member: Hi

Avenger: Hi, this is I'm with uh Nicolas Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.

Palin staff member: Yes, one second please, can you hold on for one second please?

Avenger: Yeah, no problem.

Palin staff member: Alright thanks.

[background noise]

Palin staff member: Hi, I'm gonna hand the phone over to her.

Avenger: Ok, thank you very much, I'm gonna put the president on the line.

In the background: [ok, he's coming to the line]

Palin: This is Sarah.

Avenger: Uh, yeah, uh, Governor Palin

Palin: Hello

Avenger: Just hold on for Sarkozy, one moment.

In the background, Palin: [Oh, it's not him yet [unintelligible] I always do that]

Avenger: Yes, yes, hello, governor

In the background, Palin: [I'll just have people hand it to me right when it's]

Avenger: Yes, hello, Miss governor?

Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?

Avenger: Fine and you, this is Nicolas speaking, how are you?

Palin: Oh, so good, it's so good to hear you [giggle] thank you for calling us.

Avenger: Oh, it's a pleasure

Palin: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you taking a few minutes to talk to me.

Avenger: I follow your campaigns closely with my special campaign adviser [not sure what name he says here] you know.

Palin: Yes, good.

Avenger: Excellent, uh, are you confident?

Palin: Very confident, and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening, and...

Avenger: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting, how do you feel right now my dear?

Palin: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon, and at the very end of a marathon, you get your second wind, and you plow through the finish...

Avenger: You see, I got where I am in France because I'm real, and you seem to be someone who's real as well.

Palin: Yes. [giggle] Yeah. [giggle] uh, heh, Nicholos, we so appreciate this opportunity...

Avenger: You know, I see you as a president one day, you too

[giggle] Maybe in 8 years

Avenger: Well, uh, I ... for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.

Palin: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.

Avenger: Exactly, we should go try hunting by helicopter like you did, I never did that. Like we say in France [something in French]

Palin: I think we'd have a lot of fun together, as we're getting work done -- We can kill two birds with one stone that way

Avenger: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, take away life that is so fun.

Avenger: I'd really love to go as long as we don't bring your Vice President Cheney [laugh]

Palin: No, I'll be a careful shot

Avenger: Yes, see, you know we have a lot in common also because except from my ass I can see Belgium, that's kind of ...

Palin: Well see, we're all next door to countries that we need to be working with, yes.

Avenger: Some people said in the last days that you weren't unexperienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that's completely false. That's the thing I said to the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse...

Palin: Well, he's doing fine too, and Yeah, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong, you work that much harder...

Avenger: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends also the prime minister of Quebec Mister [Franc Ouvrier?] has met him recently did he come to one of your rallies

Palin: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies, but it's been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you added a lot of energy to your country with uhm with that beautiful family of yours.

Avenger: Thank you very much. You know my wife Cécilia would love to meet you, uh, you know, even thought she was a bit jealous today that I was supposed to speak to you today.

Palin: Well, give her a big hug from me.

Avenger: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model, and she is so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.

Palin: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

Avenger: Yes, in French it's called [says something in French] or if you prefer in English, Joe the plumber, [singing] it's his life, Joe the plumber

Palin: Maybe she understands some of that unfair criticism, but I bet she is such a hard worker too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism, and ...

Avenger: To be sure, I don't quite understand the phenomenon Joe the plumber, that's not your husband?

Palin: That's not my husband, but he's a normal American who just works hard and does not want government to take his money

Avenger: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the plumber in France, it's called [says something in French]

Palin: Right, that's what it's all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them, you're a very good example for us here.

Avenger: Uh, I see a bit about NBC even Fox News was not an ally sorry about as much as usual.

Palin: Yeah, that's what we're up against.

Avenger: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know uh, Nailin' Palin

Palin: Oh good. Thank you. Yes.

Avenger: That was really edgy.

Palin: Uh, well good. [giggle]

Avenger: I really loved you, and I must say something also governor. You've been pranked. By the Masked Avengers, we are two comedians from Montreal.

Palin: Ohhhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?

Avenger: This is for CKOI in Montreal.

Palin: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

Avenger: C-K - hello?

[unintelligible talking in the background]

Avenger: If one voice can change the world for Obama, one [unintelligible] can change the world for McCain.

[unintelligible talking in the background]

Palin's staff member: I'm sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.

2008年11月1日 星期六

年度最佳「多此一舉」部落格



做不必要的、多餘的事情。
【出處】
'歧路燈˙第四回:兩人相見行禮,分賓主坐定。東宿道: 寅兄盛情,多此一舉。
'二十年目睹之怪現狀˙第八十九回:你給我這一張整票子,明天還是要到你那邊打散,何必多此一舉呢!